School Report Card Fanatic Prints

'I don't want to make you feel bad, but I got four stars.'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"How would I explain the 'D' in debate class? Probably not very well."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

Parent Involvement Tip #1

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

'So what is the consulting that you got an 'A' for?'

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

'I'm the smartest one in the bottom group.'

'I got an 'A' in abstinence.'

'That's a relief! I thought he was as thick as three planks.'

"Very impressive. Leave it with me. Mommy will get back to you by the week."

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

"There is no complaint department, Robert."

'It's an obvious case of identity theft.'

"Mom, don't believe it. It's Fake News."

"It's a note from my teacher...heavily redacted."

"Actually, Dad, the 'D' in math is from when you helped me with my homework."

Olympic School

Rodney Krebs: Class Valedictorian or G.P.A. whore?

Strange that every teacher crossed out the original comment and wrote XLANT!

'I plead guilty.'

'I finally got a good one!'

"I got a gold star for having the highest credit score in my class."

'Sure the grades are bad, but on the bright side I'm achieving consistency in my academic brand.'

'But I don't need qualifications, daddy - I'm going to be a dumb blonde when I grow up!'

"Doesn't follow directions... Uncooperative... Doesn't get along with others... Have you considered home schooling?"