School Project Ponderer Mugs

"Now I'll read a selection from the book I have chosen. Sift a quarter cup of flour into a bowl. . ."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

Doo inc..can and no can.

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

Personnel. I figure since every boss tells you to forget everything you learned in school, not learning anything to begin with puts me ahead of the pack.

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

"An equation for your thoughts?"

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

"Crap in" and "crap out"

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

'Does he mean before or after the needs survey?'

"Me and my family are Equatorists. We worship an imaginary lion that runs around the earth forever."

'It's an EIEIO!'

'You mene I've bin spending this whol term with a defektiv reeding machin?'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Hey, Jeffrey...why do you think the military wants to figure out how they can send people to another solar system?'

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

In, out, and back in again trays

'Well, so much for that round-earth theory of yours, smart guy.'

'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.'

Nuclear Power Plant. Everywhere around here there's matter turning into energy, except where you're sitting.

A cool proposal