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"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

Start of school year in Cuba 1

Computerized society.

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

Still Here

The Miracle Worker

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

"The weight of all the paperwork made my desk fall through the floor. This might be a sign that I need to go paperless."

'What shall I do with that? Our office has been paperless for 5 years.'

'Try seeing it as an environmental triumph - think of the paper we're saving!'

Are you printing your own book? No, it's my mailing to agents!

"Five kids have signed my petition. We'd like to have vegetarian options on the cafeteria menu. To help, I've put together a few recipes of my own."

Astronaut at office desk on the moon, with in/out boxes; inner space/outer space.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

"Baldo, it's great that you want to draw editorial cartoons for the school paper. But effective cartoons comment on important issues. They are not a forum for your personal agenda."

"Why couldn't you be a doctor's note or a legal document like your brother?"

'Grampa, how can we become a book, like you?'

The Cost of Photocopying

'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'

'Thanks... I'm all for the paperless office - but I draw the line at the paperless toilet...'

Homeless man's sign: 'Will sell book & movie rights to the story of my downfall for a cool million.'

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