Papermaker T-Shirts

Log in, paper out.

"Why couldn't you be a doctor's note or a legal document like your brother?"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

In basket-case.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Organization is not rocket science!

Where Indian ink came from.

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

Inout baskets.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

In, out, shake it all about.

The Buck Never Stops.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Smoke and mirrors.

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

InIn by-products.

In - Out - Pending.

Responsibility and duties

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'