School Life Overseer Pillows

"I can speak with Billy now, Susan. While I'm thinking about it... order me another file cabinet."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

The new boy was teased for being different.

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

'Actually, this is my vacation. I'm a substitute teacher.'

'To err is human, but to forgive is unusual.'

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

"Your results are excellent and the quality of observed lessons was very high, however we're worried by an e-mail from Mrs Miggin's hairdresser who thinks you should teach 'a bit more common sense'. . ."

"I tried talking to the principal about what I’d be teaching next semester, but he kept changing the subject."

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

The meaning of life...

Controversial Boxes

"Ms. Sims and I have known each other for quite some time, but it turns out we aren't on a first-name basis."

School photos.

We couldn't convince the football players to give up their bottled water. Hmpf. As eco club president

'I don't worry when he calls from the door way or the front steps - only when he starts heading this way.'

A School Girl and Teacher.

'I don't get it - How can answers on a MATH TEST be politically incorrect?'

Class Rules

Boss sitting in an umpire chair to watch his employees.

"All right, Sam, but by grade three, they should definitely be able to read."

"Answer your question? You mean in real time?"

"I'm desperate to hold on to our good teachers."

'I keep getting leadership mixed up with incitement.'

"C'mon. She's clearly just a rebound girl."