School Life Explorer Prints

"I wonder whazt kind of super powers he possesses?"

'According to this, we don't get any clout until we're alumni.'

"Scott sent me an email. He's locked in the bathroom and he can't get out. Should I type in 411?"

Medical School. Ernie, you should have told there there was a quiz in obstetrics class, not that you had to take a pregnancy test.

'It's a note form my teacher, you're to go to my school and write 100 times on the blackboard 'I'll teach my son to be more respectful'.'

School sign - bullying.

"I'm sure your students understand it was your first day, Tom... besides, seeing a man cry doesn't have the stigma it once did!"

"Hey Rayna! I got you some chocolate milk!"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Ethics exam cheater.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Continuing education.

Interdisciplinary studies.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Paranormal A-Z...

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"Three more years of high school."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

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