School Life Explorer Pillows

"I wonder whazt kind of super powers he possesses?"

'According to this, we don't get any clout until we're alumni.'

"Scott sent me an email. He's locked in the bathroom and he can't get out. Should I type in 411?"

'It's a note form my teacher, you're to go to my school and write 100 times on the blackboard 'I'll teach my son to be more respectful'.'

School sign - bullying.

"I'm sure your students understand it was your first day, Tom... besides, seeing a man cry doesn't have the stigma it once did!"

"Hey Rayna! I got you some chocolate milk!"

Ethics exam cheater.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Interdisciplinary studies.

Continuing education.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Three more years of high school."

Paranormal A-Z...

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."