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"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

"I'm holding George back this year because he's failed to forge a personal style."

"Dad, it's official. Every girl in our school is named Emma."

A Teacher and his Students.

''Homework'? -- what about my social life?'

'No Billy! I am not ready to see you yet!'

'That 'multiplication table' seems contrived to me!'

'Three C's and a D, hashtag, grounded.'

"Throwing up in class isn't so bad. These days, no publicity is bad publicity!"

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

Ethics exam cheater.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

Big Bang Theory.

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"I'm the Class Clown fish."