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'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Ethics exam cheater.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Caution May Contain Nuts.

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'