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'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"This is going to be a fun year."

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

Getting an 'A' or A star is all right, but I'd like some sort of profit-sharing plan around here.

"Never say 'correct me if I'm wrong' to a teacher."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

'School was really exciting today -- they busted up a meth lab in chemistry class.'

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

'It's in case I need a laugh track.'

'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'