School Holiday Survivalists Prints

A chaos of kids

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

Cafe Burns.

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

'I know Lazarus software retrieves lost data, but I don't think it helps when your dog eats your homework.'

I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs.

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

School holidays

Working Environment

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

'Straying from the subject, Danny, is not distance learning.'

'That's Friday, Ed.'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"What I Had Done Over My Summer Vacation."

"There seems to be a difference of opinion as to how to implement the co-operative learning program!"

"I wish school was more like TV."

The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.