School Holiday Survivalists Mugs

A chaos of kids

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Cafe Burns.

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

School holidays

I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs.

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

Working Environment

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

'Straying from the subject, Danny, is not distance learning.'

'That's Friday, Ed.'

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

"I wish school was more like TV."

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"There seems to be a difference of opinion as to how to implement the co-operative learning program!"

"What I Had Done Over My Summer Vacation."

The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.

"Yes, I can see the excitement in Young Master's eyes and I can smell fear in Master and Mistress: looks like the school holidays are coming..."