School Funding Enthusiasts Mugs

With education costs on the rise, many schools are looking for alternative ways to raise funds.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'The legislation HR2109 would increase state aid to education. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for you.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

Classroom.

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"Implications of Reaganism."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

Kid to class: 'I'll read my book report in a minute, but first, a word about our underpaid teachers ...'

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'We do not permit bullying or name calling in our school. We will reprimand any student that calls your child a dummy.'

"My parents appreciate teachers, but me, not so much."

'There's a meeting at school tonight, Dad. The superintendent, the principal, the school board, and you.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"

42 Day Detention Vote - 'OK! That's unanimous then - it'll become official school policy.'

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

"A 'C' average on your report card? C'mon Baldo! You can do better than this!"

"I know this is third grade and you're in charge. . . but where's the oversight?"

Mum and Dad had a hell of a job getting me into this school.

"He came to conquer the planet, but first he wants to get his feet wet by serving on a school board."

"I love school! Today, I passed out new books...I passed out tests...I passed out homework assignments."