School Exam Season Gifts

'Their'll bee a reel seen when Dad gets a lode of this sea minus.'

Computer Room.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

Evil Exams!

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Nervous Oral Testing

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

GCSEs

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Grade 2 Cellist

Super Student

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Pull an all-nighter?