'Finally! I didn't think they'd ever oust us.'
School Escape Artists T-Shirts
Celebrate their inventive spirit with t-shirts that showcase school escape artists in fun, witty designs. Perfect for gifting on any casual day, these tees make a playful statement about their clever escapes.
Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.
'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
Aerodynamics Lecture room.
"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
Tweaking the CV.
Desert Island Fantasies
Crib Escape
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman
"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"
Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.
'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'
"FREEDOM!!!"
Fox hunting.
"Ted doesn't test well."
"My entire family's coming for the holidays."
Wishing Well
An office worker daydreams about a new poster.
"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."
"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"
'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'
School Escape Artists T-Shirts Collection
School Escape Artists Mugs
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School Escape Artists Prints
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