School Decision-maker Pillows

'Your first tie-breaking vote?'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Career Choices

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

'Daft title. How could you have 'backward' planning?'

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

'The legislation HR2109 would increase state aid to education. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for you.'

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

Decision time

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I got a little freaked out because where did the second road come from??

'I know you needed a career change, Dear, but we were doing so much better when you were an accountant!'

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."

"Members of the board, my indecision is final."

High Tech/Low Tech.

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"I'm going to the school board meeting."