"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."
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The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options
"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"
"Here's what I'm gonna do."
'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'
'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'
Career Choices
Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.
Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!
"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"
"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."
'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'
"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."
'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'
Traffic Management Strategic Group
"Remember, Man of good Sense not here to do work on your behalf. Man of good Sense only here to help you on strategic level until you wise enough to overcome recession."
"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"
"Nobody wants to merge with us."
Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.
'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'
'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'
What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.
"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."
Businessman has in/out boxes labeled: Stay The Course and Cut And Run.
"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."
Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants
Doubt or Certainy
"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."
"It's come to my attention that our sister city has been borrowing our city's clothes without even asking."
"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."
"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"
'Our retirement program is that you can resign whenever you want to.'
'Unfortunately when our last window of opportunity opened up, we mistakenly crawled out of it rather than into it.'
Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I got a little freaked out because where did the second road come from??
Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.
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