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"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Though a sentiment not shared by his classmates, Harry had come to dread the periodical 'bathroom break'.

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"What are you writing?"

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

Boys at Leisure

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

"Next week si my parent & teacher, principal, guidance counselor, crossing guard, bus driver and lunch lady conference. Is that bad?"

'I hate to quit school, Mrs. Wiggins, but I got a better offer.'

"You don't bring me apples anymore."

"You've really blotted your copy book this time Higgins!"

'Please turn it down - Daddy's trying to do your homework.'

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'