School Crossing Protector T-Shirts

Lollipop mask

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Crossing Guard to rabbit at Deer Crossing: 'Not so fast, buddy - you don't look like a deer to me!'

"You're not working as a crossing guard now, Brenda."

Little deers

The question "Is it safe to be on that thing?" means something different today than it did a year ago.

"All it says is 'DON'T WALK.' When you think about it, that still leaves a world of possibilities, Baby!"

'The halcyon days of an apple for the teacher are a distant memory.'

Signs of Fall

"I cross therefore I am."

Ducks crossing the Red Sea.

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

School crossing

School bus. Stop. Learn.

"Stupid bullies. I would try to defend myself – but what if I lose? Who would cover my legal expenses?"

'And I told my teacher: I can't hold my Mummy's hand when crossing the road...'

"He's not here to keep someone from breaking in. He's here to keep students from breaking out!"

Safety pin helping pins cross street safely.

'Is there anything more infectious than the laughter of children?... Besides us, I mean.'

It's the only crossing guard they can afford.

Local drives had been mindful of crosswalks ever since that one guy was dragged to the bushes and mauled.

School crossing

Lollipop man stops traffic so squirrels can crossing the road.

Lollipop lady

'The buck stops here.'

'Good morning. I'm Mr Elton. Your teacher-security guard.'

'Obese Children' road sign outside school

'It's from the Security Council of the PTA!'

"I find it's better to tell people you're a crossing guard rather than say you're involved in human trafficking."