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'The problem with Jr. High Choral is that between the auditions and the concert, 20% of the voices can change.'

'Dad's my roadie.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Flautist

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

King of Music.

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Rainbow Quartet

Paul goes home for the holidays

Quartet.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

Music at Home Pt. 1

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

Bravo!

Radiant, yet flammable.

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

Flute-a-licious.

"In conclusion , I'll replay the notes I played incorrectly. There was an F sharp, two E flats, a G..."

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

Welcome to the lower grade concert. We will premiere an avant garde song cycle with unexpected solos, parts of melodies that may seem vaguely familiar and musicians who leave the stage for no apparent reason. Enjoy!

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

Giant cat at school open night.

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."