School Concert Prints

'The problem with Jr. High Choral is that between the auditions and the concert, 20% of the voices can change.'

'Dad's my roadie.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Flautist

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

King of Music.

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Rainbow Quartet

Paul goes home for the holidays

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Quartet.

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

Music at Home Pt. 1

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

Bravo!

Radiant, yet flammable.

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

Flute-a-licious.

"In conclusion , I'll replay the notes I played incorrectly. There was an F sharp, two E flats, a G..."

'That's nothing I am one million years old and if I had their kind of money I would be a boulder in my own Canyon.'

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

Welcome to the lower grade concert. We will premiere an avant garde song cycle with unexpected solos, parts of melodies that may seem vaguely familiar and musicians who leave the stage for no apparent reason. Enjoy!