School Commute T-Shirts

'The school run.'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Pigeon Little

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Fast Lane.

Touring Cyclist

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Packed like sardines

Commutobile

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Laughing Zone Ahead

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Is Driving Doomed?

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Fur Baby

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

I hate monday mornings.

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.