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"I told you we had to leave earlier."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Pigeon Little

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Fast Lane.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Touring Cyclist

Packed like sardines

Commutobile

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Laughing Zone Ahead

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

A private jet takes off

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

I hate monday mornings.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Fur Baby

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'He must be going economy!'

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.