Commute Conundrum T-Shirts

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Pigeon Little

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Fast Lane.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Touring Cyclist

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Packed like sardines

Commutobile

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Laughing Zone Ahead

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Fur Baby

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

I hate monday mornings.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Business Duck

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

Vampire on a plane

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."