School Closures Prints

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"How's the home schooling going?"

Ethics exam cheater.

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Summertime

Happy holidays for kids.

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

'Chewing cud, Steven? Well, I hope you brought enough for the whole class!'

The Re-Opening of Schools

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

I drive, therefore I am.

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

Learning.

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Kentucky Fried Horse

School holidays

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

"Nice to have you all back at school, tap-tap, there are lessons to learn."

Line on graph goes right through floor.

Start of school year in Cuba 1

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Sales

Small Businesses Go Under.

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."

'That's Friday, Ed.'