Scholastic Superstar Fan Pillows

'She's a gifted child.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Pete Sampras

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"I started a collection!"

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

Megan Anna Rapinoe

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"

'Miss Harrison said it's a better report than the ones you used to get when you were in her class.'

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

'Why? The year just started! She's not in any trouble. . . Ok. . . yet.'

"Welcome! Your seating is reserved, I'll be your server. The specials today are math, history, and English!"

Competitions.

"He may be a child prodigy, but it's still a lousy C.V."

"I found a way to turn my old report cards into fine art."

Various sporting officials think to themselves: '4 years at West Point for this'...'5 years at MIT for this'...'6 years at Julliard for this.'