Scholastic Superstar Fan Pillows

'She's a gifted child.'

Exam

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'I really crammed last night.'

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I started a collection!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"

'Miss Harrison said it's a better report than the ones you used to get when you were in her class.'

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

'Why? The year just started! She's not in any trouble. . . Ok. . . yet.'

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

"Welcome! Your seating is reserved, I'll be your server. The specials today are math, history, and English!"

Competitions.

"He may be a child prodigy, but it's still a lousy C.V."

"I found a way to turn my old report cards into fine art."

"Where do you get off saying my kid is grade level?"