Scholarship Chaser Mugs

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Continuing education.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Morton's pride was understandable. He was the first in the Pinhead Family to ever graduate.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Pinara fund

Scenes we'd most like to see...

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

Woman out on limb

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"

Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'

'Brilliant job, Rafferty. Advance two cubicles!'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

'Sir Percy is here for his Purple Heart, Sire.'