Scholarly Showman Mugs

Start their day with a dose of wit and wisdom—our scholarly showman mugs are perfect for those who love to combine intellect with a touch of humor in their coffee or tea.

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Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.' mockup

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

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"None of this research would have been possible without all the bitter professional vendettas that kept me going . . . "

"None of this research would have been possible without all the bitter professional vendettas that kept me going . . . " mockup

"None of this research would have been possible without all the bitter professional vendettas that kept me going . . . "

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'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.' mockup

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

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"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith." mockup

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

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E=Emcee Squared

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"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..." mockup

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

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The Giamatti era

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Too big to fail

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'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.' mockup

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

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Bachelors and Masters degrees.

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Monkey Business College

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"It also doubles as a karaoke machine." mockup

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

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Jerry's dancing dogs

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"At this school we stress critical thinking. And right now I'm very critical of your thinking."

"At this school we stress critical thinking. And right now I'm very critical of your thinking." mockup

"At this school we stress critical thinking. And right now I'm very critical of your thinking."

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'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.' mockup

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

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Thomas Carlyle

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The Abominable Showman...

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'I seek an audience with the king.' mockup

'I seek an audience with the king.'

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"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me." mockup

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

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'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.' mockup

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

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"Along with 'Antimatter,' and 'Dark Matter,' we've recently discovered the existence of 'Doesn't Matter,' which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever."

"Along with 'Antimatter,' and 'Dark Matter,' we've recently discovered the existence of 'Doesn't Matter,' which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever."

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