Scholarly Achiever Fan Club Gifts

Various sporting officials think to themselves: '4 years at West Point for this'...'5 years at MIT for this'...'6 years at Julliard for this.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'What's play?'

U of Debt

Exam

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

His Master's Thesis.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"I lettered in spelling."

GCSEs

Super Student

Examinations.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'