Scholar Of Savings Mugs

Congratulations 2015 graduates on this momentous step in your life...

British savings accounts

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

Investing your savings

"So much for password protected."

Roasting the Moneybox

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

"It failed the stress test."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

"Do you have an Isa?"

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

"Let's just say the value of your account has gone from jumbo to fun size."

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The Mattress Savings Bank

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."