'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).
Scholar Hero Mugs
Explore our mugs collection celebrating scholar heroes — perfect for inspiring mornings and thoughtful sips. Add some clever wit to their day with a gift that honors their academic adventures.
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."
"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"
"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"
"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"
Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'
Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'
Do your research!
William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....
'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'
Evil Exams!
Nervous Oral Testing
"How was work?"
'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'
'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'
'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'
Good luck with all the revision...
"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."
PROBLEM AREAS
"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."
Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...
Wikipedia...
Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'
'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'
'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'
"God works in mysterious ways."
'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'
'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'
"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"
"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."
"Must be another paradigm shift."
"Have you been working out?"
"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."
"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."
Scholar Hero Mugs Collection
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