Scheming Anglers Pillows

The Margate Fish Thief

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

CEO Escape

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

"So that's why they are called Perch!"

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

'It must be a milkfish.'

Eskimo to one with huge whale: 'You're sure it's all good cholesterol?'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

"Sandpipers."

"Oh quit complaining. At least it quit snowing."

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

'Catching flying fish!'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

Angel

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

A man fishing in a tree stump

Man struggling with fish: 'I thought fishing was supposed to ease tension!!'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

"Let's steal the bait and tug on the line. I love the profanity."

"I think your personal psychic is a waste of money. She promised us a boatload of fish, and I haven't had a nibble all day."

Wordplay: Wishful Thinking.

"I thought about releasing him, but I needed something to fill this space on the wall."

Angelfish.

'Look,you fish for bass your way and I'll fish for them my way.'

A Disgorger

He is a great believer in specially prepared baits.