Scheduling Enthusiasts Pillows

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar, but the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and the speaker hoped to use died in 1967...'

'Hmmm... right, Wednesday, I've got 10:00 available...' - '...or I could reschedule my submissive at 11:00... yeah...' - 'Yeah... it's fine... no... he'll take it like a good little worm... ha, ha... okay... bye!'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"Can that be right?"

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'Duly noted. Now, shall we move on or does anyone else feel the need to have a conniption?'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Time Clock

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

"Yay, we have an agenda for today's meeting!"

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"Your three o'clock moved to two o'clock, your two o'clock moved to one o'clock, and your one o'clock said you're fired."

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

"This is terrible, Ms. Jenkins! The general manager's surprise visit is going to ruin my scheduled half hour of spontaneous time!"

Life Tetris

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

"If there's no further old business, we'll move along to new business."

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

"I'd love to meet up, but my calendar is a jam-packed with squares and sequential numbers."

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

'I've got a tight schedule.'

'Katie, I won't be coming in Thursday, so reschedule all of today's appointments for then.'

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

Calendar; 'Point of no return.'

Realistic Timetable

Great coaching is about understanding your coachee's agenda..

'My instincts and intuitions are on opposing sides on this schedule.'

'They no longer award retirees with a gold watch, so I got the time-clock!'

'What are we taking a hard look at today?'

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?