Schedule Lovers Pillows

'This is my monthly planner.'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"You keep impeccable time."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Danger Slow Sand.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Am I the first one here?'

Time Clock

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

"Help! Set me free!"

"This is terrible, Ms. Jenkins! The general manager's surprise visit is going to ruin my scheduled half hour of spontaneous time!"

Life Tetris

'I don't have a single appointment between 1:30 and 2. Do you want me questioning the meaning of my existence?'

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"I'm afraid he's involved right now. If you could give me an outline of what ground you're covering I might be able to pencil you in."

"I'd love to meet up, but my calendar is a jam-packed with squares and sequential numbers."

'I've got a tight schedule.'

'Katie, I won't be coming in Thursday, so reschedule all of today's appointments for then.'

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

"He misses his commute ."