Scented Candle Aficionado T-Shirts

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Hildegard von Bingen

Candle Portraits.

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Aromatherapy for Men

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Candle Moment

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Overpowering perfume

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Great Perfume!"

Candle Size

"Your candle has gone out."

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

Candles on Drum