Scent Curator T-Shirts

"As we have a reputation for helping people sell their homes, we decided to go into business together."

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Aromatherapy for Men

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Great Perfume!"

"What pheromone are you using?"

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

'I must smell more.'

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."