Scene Stealers Gifts

'Well one of us need to watch him, otherwise he's liable to take somebody's eye out!'

'They all want to play the star.'

World Tour.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'Follow that cab!'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

"To give it credibility let's tell the boss we stole our business idea from the Japanese instead of thinking it up ourselves!"

"I liked the one that saluted."

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

Strange Crowds in Bath

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"Yep, I'm pretty sure curiosity was involved."

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

"Jeffrey! Jeffrey! You're making a scene!"

Wonderland Movie Studios. Sound Stages. There's a lot of problems today -- That diva Goldilocks complained her first dressing room was too small, and she says the new one is too big. The close-up shot of Red Riding hood's grandma makes her teeth mool too large. Sleeping Beauty is not comfortable with her kissing scene and we need a stuntman because Jack refusts to jump over the candlestick. Is there any good news? Yeah, the three little pigs nailed their scene! That's no surprise! They'r

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

'At least, we'll save the money for the Christmas presents.'

"Yes, I was a rebel, and I roamed through the West for a while, but I got sick of that."

Pedalling Horse Carriage

We'd like a very public table where she won't break up with me because she's afraid I'll make a scene. Menu. ? ?

'For crying out loud! Someone hit the reset button!'

'So you say she wasn't your real grandmother?'

Librarian of Congress

"I bet he'll be in movies. He's always causing a scene."

"Press 1 to connect with a doctor $200."

Cow Pockets

"Must you create a scene every time the bill arrives?"

"Hmmm. . . it's certainly a puzzle."

Curve Ahead. A baseball team could steal that sign and let the batter know what pitch is coming next.