Scenario Speculators Pillows

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"Just in case you want to invest, I've got a great idea for a dot.com startup."

'The market dropped sharply on the rumor that new sell off rumors in the financial sector will lead to more widespread rumors...'

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

Department of Pure Speculation.

International Speculators

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

Stock Market Adventure

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"

"...And that's the studio where we filmed the Moon Landing..."

'Mom's in the bedroom trying on scenarios.'

Elephant Leak

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."

'This is where it gets tricky. I see 3 alternate endings and a director's cut.'

"In the tech sector, markets reacted strongly to news that ToadNoggle would acquire Zeepzer, ending rumors of a hostile takeover by FiffleBunny."

Noah's Ark Being Towed.

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

'Whose idea was it to open an uphill skiing course?'

'Stocks dropped on news Greenspan's memoirs will contain no insider trading information...'

Man looking very nervous in an inflatable boat with a porcupine.

'The gentleman in the back bids one arm. The is now one arm. Will anybody give me an arm and a leg.'

The Chicken's Revenge.

"Let's hope Jenkins has the presence of mind to run out of petrol."

Men placing an advertisement in search of a naive investor

A foolish and a betting man.

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

"Another alternative is to freeze you until some future insurance company would pay for your medical procedure."

Thieves searching for money down the back of the sofa.

"We don't need toilet paper. We've got fat cats, speculators and politicians with loon tongues!"