Scatterbrain Specialist Pillows

"Good times, bad times, I've never known what was going on."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Whoa! Was that today?"

Communication

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"Those are all my passwords."

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

'How humiliating! I got shot down by my own talking points!'

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

"There you are!"

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

"I forgot my password, so I created a new one. Then, I forgot that one, so I created a new one. Maybe you were right. I should write them down."

"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"

International Brotherhood of Audio Engineers: 'Is this thing on?'

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

"Today we learned about multitasking while I was passing notes, giggling with Bryan, and making spitballs."

"My approach to psychiatry is that all these problems are caused by viruses."

'If I knew exactly where I lost his insulin - it would not be lost - would it!?!'

An official making a speech at a press conference.

"I got it, I got it. Self rising flour. I won't forget next time."

A Swimmer Doing Breastroke

'Now that Jim sits in front of a computer all day, he's lost the will to watch TV.'

'I can't find my glasses!' 'I can't find my mobile phone!'

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

"I was going to do something. What the hell was it?"

"Doctor, doctor! I'm losing my thingummybob!"

"Can you call my phone, my keys, my wallet, my glasses, my shirt, and my pants?"

Walt's Computer & Electronics - Special 3 Hour Class: 'How not to babble while voice recording only $20.'

Glasses to find other glasses.

"I can't find the lottery ticket, but on the bright side, I found my remote."