Scatter-brain Survivor Mugs

"Where the heck is my phone?"

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"Whoa! Was that today?"

"I love what you've done to the place."

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

"Those are all my passwords."

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

"There you are!"

No caption (A painter paints an abstract picture. Her cat is moving away from in front of the canvas and there is a cat-shaped silhouette on the painting)

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"

"I forgot my password, so I created a new one. Then, I forgot that one, so I created a new one. Maybe you were right. I should write them down."

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"

You're too young to be worrying about SAT tests. But I have to score well to get a good job someday. In the real world, no one hires people who're only good at multiple choice questions. Actually, Nana

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

'If I knew exactly where I lost his insulin - it would not be lost - would it!?!'

Ace Apartments: Absolutely NO beekeeping!

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of bee keeping are the hardest.'

"I got it, I got it. Self rising flour. I won't forget next time."

'What did I tell you about keeping bees?'

'Yes Ma'am, I do pick up unwanted hives.'

Those who play with cats must expect to be scratched.

'Now that Jim sits in front of a computer all day, he's lost the will to watch TV.'

'I can't find my glasses!' 'I can't find my mobile phone!'

'I know... crazy right? What are the odds of getting stung in both hands. . .'

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

"I see you've met and pet Fluffy."

"I was going to do something. What the hell was it?"

"Good times, bad times, I've never known what was going on."

"Can you call my phone, my keys, my wallet, my glasses, my shirt, and my pants?"

Glasses to find other glasses.

"I can't find the lottery ticket, but on the bright side, I found my remote."

"Nobody wants to join the club scouts."