Scatterbrain Seeker Mugs

"Whoa! Was that today?"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Booster shots

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

'I've figured out why bad things happen to good people.'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Vaccine hurdles

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

"We wish we could drink the water."

2022

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

Still Lives: 'I just need to think of one bright idea and I'll be made for life!'

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"Those are all my passwords."

"Did I hear you right? You want an educational toy?"

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

The Paranormal Society...

No caption (A painter paints an abstract picture. Her cat is moving away from in front of the canvas and there is a cat-shaped silhouette on the painting)

Are the tomatoes bioengineered locally. Produce.

"On the other hand, Leonardo's brother, Domenico... wasn't interested in anything."

"There you are!"

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

'Galileo, you'll have to simplify the experiment.'

Psychology: Registering for this class is a No-Brainer

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"