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"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Silence of the Chickens...

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Scary stuff

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Tim Burton

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Cat Frankenstein

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'And this is scraps.'

Born of the Dead

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

Young Stephen King

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'