Scare Master T-Shirts

Jeepers Creepers Billy, Can you wait until halloween to wear that? You're scaring me half to death.

'IT'S A SNOW-GHOST!'

Trick-or-Treat At Own Risk

Horror Stories.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Scary stuff

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Stephen King

Horror Theater. Now Playing. Return of the Deficit.

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

Happy Halloween!

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

Halloween 2008.

Trick or treat surprise.

Cartoonist Checkups

Count Flatula

'Oh my God, we've been burgle- ... oh wait, I just remembered, we've got children.'

"Let's not discuss it."

'Oooh, man! You really has me going with that fake shark fin!!'

"You don't need English on every shot."

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

"Ghosts? I haven't seen a ghost here for 3000 years!"

'He's lost a lot of eight-ball.'

"Here's Pollen!"

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

'Never mind dear, at least you cut him with your razor sharp wit.'

"Don't be afraid if you see a Martian. There's no such thing."

Do you think Ryan Beardsley would like me more if I highlighted my hair? Maybe -

'The endless forms, the long wait, the cost, problems with your insurance...that WAS the stress test, Mr Phizby.'

'NO communication cord?? Then count me out, Mister!'

I love Horror Films