Scare Master T-Shirts

Jeepers Creepers Billy, Can you wait until halloween to wear that? You're scaring me half to death.

'IT'S A SNOW-GHOST!'

Trick-or-Treat At Own Risk

Scary stuff

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Horror Stories.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

Happy Halloween!

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

Halloween 2008.

Trick or treat surprise.

Count Flatula

"You don't need English on every shot."

"Let's not discuss it."

'Oh my God, we've been burgle- ... oh wait, I just remembered, we've got children.'

'Oooh, man! You really has me going with that fake shark fin!!'

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

"Ghosts? I haven't seen a ghost here for 3000 years!"

'He's lost a lot of eight-ball.'

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

"Don't be afraid if you see a Martian. There's no such thing."

"Here's Pollen!"

'Never mind dear, at least you cut him with your razor sharp wit.'

'The endless forms, the long wait, the cost, problems with your insurance...that WAS the stress test, Mr Phizby.'

I love Horror Films

"I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it."

'NO communication cord?? Then count me out, Mister!'

'The kid was right! There WAS a monster under his bed!'