Scarab Collector Prints

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

Football supporters.

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

Don't you like it, Dad?

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"She's a weiner cat."

"You're getting too much fiber."

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

Squirrel Time Share Tree

Scarecrow

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

A dog brings a cherub to their owner

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

"CCCOOOLD!"

'But they get attached to me!'

A Vampire asleep in his 'Coffin Sweet Coffin'.

"I'm leaving you, Polly! You don't want me. . . You just want crackers."

"We got him through a grassroots recruitment scheme..."

'As a result of the accident several of the dogs had to be put down.'

'A tourist gave them to me and now I'm toasty and war.'

'I'll take them all.'

"Your obsession with scarves is getting worse, Gene."