Scandi Culture Buff Gifts

Ski jumping started as an ancient Scandinavian divorce ceremony.

Great Chinese Dynasties

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Now I really hate poetry."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

'What clan do you belong to?'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Introducing Piza Island.

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

The High Line at Giza

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Pearly King and Queen

Picasso: The Early Years

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

Out of kilter.

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Then what happened?"

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Kultural K9's.

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

Gone Fishing