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'The part of your brain you used to diagnose what is wrong with you is what is wrong with you.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

Candid Camera store.

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Internet.

The Evolution Of Man.

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

Technological Dependence.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'Brains...brains...brains...'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'