Scam Sniffer Mugs

Hadley K., All-Day Sucker.

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

"He had an uncanny ability to pick up the scent of opportunity."

Gone Phishing

'To be honest I generally only deal with clients by phone or email.'

"Fraud ..what fraud?... " SEC

Berlitz guide to Scamese

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

Amateur Spam.

Canadian wildfires

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

'Investing in a company whose website is Ponzischeme.come would raise red flags for me.'

Get rich quick giving seminars!

'So you say the cash box was stolen.'

'But monsieur I can get it for you so cheap, all the hard work has been done, it just needs the cladding.'

"Great neighborhood. You're only minutes away from a yoga studio."

Maynard inadvertently goes phishing.

"Yes, you are speaking to university admissions!"

Invisible Pups For Sale Both Parents Can Be Seen

STIMULUS PACKAGE ALLOCATION COMMITTEE, 'Okay, we'll take the part out about the Nigerian banker's widow.'

'Earn Dollars a Day by Doing Absolutely Nothing!'

"I paid twelve quid for this and it only mentions nine!"