Scam Skepitc Prints

Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Channelling on the Cheap

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

The new Physics

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

"And he had it peer-reviewed by his fellow pseudoscientists."

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

Govt. UK led by Seance

America's funniest investment scams

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"You can't fool people all of the time, but you can get a lot of them to believe fake news!"

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"