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Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

P.T. Barnum as a child.

Pretending To Care

"Good heavens no, I haven't always been a monarch! I started as a confidence trickster."

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"Me, I work with a professional snake catcher: he drops me into people's backyards at night and waits for the call in the morning to come and catch me again..."

"We raised our son pretty well, Ethel. He's very ambitious and has a great career! Okay, he's a con artist who cheats old people out of their savings..."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

Crib Escape

Desert Island Fantasies

Email Notifications

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Tweaking the CV.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Wishing Well

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Fox hunting.

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'