Scalp Spa Prints

Bald man polishing head

Spa

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'More bubbles!'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

A Manicure

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'Mom's Spa'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Spa Dog

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

Complete Makeover

"You're incredibly tight."

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"