Scalp Spa Prints

Bald man polishing head

Spa

'More bubbles!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Hot Pie Therapy

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

A Manicure

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'Mom's Spa'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Ultimately, the teachers union agreed to a lesser pay increase in exchange for a full-time massage therapist in the faculty lounge.

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

Spa Dog

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."